G-G-G-Golly Ruben


My name is Ruben. I'm eighteen. I plan on being famous. If that doesn't work out, there's porn.

For real: come see Pippin.

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We choreographed the orgy scene tonight. It’s filthy. Like, “‘Push It’ from Glee” filthy.



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September 15, 2009, 12:03am

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Spread a Little Sunshine from Pippin

This is my favorite song in the whole show.


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September 12, 2009, 8:50pm

You should make it a priority to come see me in Pippin

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because I get to perform an erotic duet dance number with a stunning Armenian girl. The thought just makes you wet / hard, doesn’t it?

MY MILKSHAKE



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September 08, 2009, 11:19pm

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I have some stuff to talk about…



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August 31, 2009, 5:50pm