- “You are such a pig. And a dickhead. Shut. The fuck. Up.”
- “You are the most pretentious girl - on Facebook. Your statuses make me want to vomit, mainly because they just confuse me and therefore make me nauseous. And stop hating on Miley and Britney, etc. You listen to weird shit.”
- “You are a sweetheart and I’m glad we’re friends. But you’re also really pathetic. I know that sounds bad, but whatever.”
- “You know how you can make a mountain out of a molehill? Well, you’re making a Meryl Streep out of a nobody. Seriously, she’s not, like, famous.”
- “If you’re unable to make it big, then there’s no hope for the rest of us. You are already one of my idols. You’re a star.”
- “You’re so funny. I just wish you weren’t such a bitch.”
- “You look like a mouse.”
- “Are you Jesus?”
October 03, 2009, 12:28am
