G-G-G-Golly Ruben


My name is Ruben. I'm eighteen. I plan on being famous. If that doesn't work out, there's porn.

There’s a bruise on my hip.

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It looks like a hickey. I don’t know exactly how it got there, but my guess is I whacked my hip when I have to roll on the ground to swap (sex) partners during one of Pippin’s numbers.

In short: OW, MOTHERFUCKER.



September 15, 2009, 5:57pm